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    Monday
    May112009

    Gulls of woe

    The seagulls are getting worse. I thought they were supposed to quieten down once the young had come off the nest? Are the young still in the process of leaving? How long can this TAKE, for Christ's sake? Either you can fly, in which case sod off to the seaside, or you cannot, in which case SHUT YOUR FUCKING BEAKS and get exercising your wings. Or alternatively, just go and live on Gok Wan's roof. Why are we protecting such stupid creatures? Surely we would be helping birds evolve if we killed them all? Would anyone really miss them? I bet the puffins and kittiwakes would rejoice!

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