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Prince Harry

Even republicans approve, surely?

Microwaving tea

Recommended by scientists, apparently. Disgusting

No televised election debates

Disappointing; we were rather looking forward to May vs The Sturge


Olivia Coleman = nailed-on Future National Treasure

Spring Bank holidays

Too close together! Very bad!


“I queued for THREE BLOODY HOURS at B&Q for a new recycling bin! The entire town’s in CHAOS”


To be listened to whole on a long journey for maximum effect

Using a proper paper map

Strangely satisfying

The “Flash” Flash ad

It’s back! Possibly the best ever singing dog in an advert ever

Crap tacos

Reheated, with too much chilli: middle-class kebabs, basically

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    Gulls of woe

    The seagulls are getting worse. I thought they were supposed to quieten down once the young had come off the nest? Are the young still in the process of leaving? How long can this TAKE, for Christ's sake? Either you can fly, in which case sod off to the seaside, or you cannot, in which case SHUT YOUR FUCKING BEAKS and get exercising your wings. Or alternatively, just go and live on Gok Wan's roof. Why are we protecting such stupid creatures? Surely we would be helping birds evolve if we killed them all? Would anyone really miss them? I bet the puffins and kittiwakes would rejoice!

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